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Playa hate on the “magic negro”

My Dear Reader’s We are back, We hope you had a great holiday season, and WE hope you like the new layout. Now – on to the madness, 

So let us get this straight, a guy who wants to be the leader of the Republican political party, sends out a CD with an racially offensive  themed song, to other people  who he wants to be in union with. Does that just about cover it?  Well as the  African – American half of SWEEP DA LEG, I say:

“Barack Obama the magic hero

He won the presidency by being in the know

Now the Jealous fat man is shaking in his boots

Cause Obama the Magic Hero, Is a Black man in the booth.”

THE REVOLUTION IS HERE !!  LOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTERS- THEY WANT AN OBAMA!

Stay tuned- 2009  we are going to get pretty ugly.

December 30, 2008 Posted by bancobantu | Uncategorized | | No Comments Yet

Very cool for 2009

more about “Android Homme“, posted with vodpod

December 29, 2008 Posted by bancobantu | Uncategorized | | No Comments Yet

Steal a Flat screen, go to Jail. Steal 50 Billion dollars, go home

Madoff Placed Under Home Detention. 

Bernard Madoff, the financier accused of one of the biggest frauds in Wall Street history, will remain out on bail but will be placed under home detention and electronic monitoring, a federal judge ordered on Wednesday.

Were not saying a word,  Just going to let you hold this Rap classic: Wu Tang Clan – C.R.E.A.M.

[Intro: Raekwon the Chef, Method Man]

What that nigga want God?
Word up, look out for the cops (Wu-Tang five finger shit)
(Cash Rules) Word up, two for fives over here baby
Word up, two for fives them niggaz got garbage down the way, word up
KnowhatI’msayin?
(Cash Rules Everything Around Me
C.R.E.A.M. get…)
Yeah, check this ol fly shit out
Word up
(Cash Rules Everything Around Me) Take you on a natural joint
(C.R.E.A.M. get the money) Here we here we go
(dolla dolla bill y’all) Check this shit, yo!

[Verse One: Raekwon the Chef]

I grew up on the crime side, the New York Times side
Staying alive was no jive
At second hands, moms bounced on old men
So then we moved to Shaolin land
A young youth, yo rockin the gold tooth, ‘Lo goose
Only way, I begin to gee off was drug loot
And let’s start it like this son, rollin with this one
And that one, pullin out gats for fun
But it was just a dream for the teen, who was a fiend
Started smokin woolies at sixteen
And running up in gates, and doing hits for high stakes
Making my way on fire escapes
No question I would speed, for cracks and weed
The combination made my eyes bleed
No question I would flow off, and try to get the dough all
Sticking up white boys in ball courts
My life got no better, same damn ‘Lo sweater
Times is ruff and tuff like leather
Figured out I went the wrong route
So I got with a sick ass click and went all out
Catchin keys from across seas
Rollin in MPV’s, every week we made forty G’s
Yo nigga respect mine, or anger the tech nine
Ch-chick-POW! Move from the gate now

[Chorus: Method Man]

Cash, Rules, Everything, Around, Me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar, dollar bill y’all 

[Verse Two: Inspector Deck]

It’s been twenty-two long hard years of still strugglin
Survival got me buggin, but I’m alive on arrival
I peep at the shape of the streets 
And stay awake to the ways of the world cause shit is deep
A man with a dream with plans to make C.R.E.A.M.
Which failed; I went to jail at the age of 15
A young buck sellin drugs and such who never had much
Trying to get a clutch at what I could not… could not…
The court played me short, now I face incarceration
Pacin — going up state’s my destination
Handcuffed in back of a bus, forty of us
Life as a shorty shouldn’t be so ruff
But as the world turns I learned life is hell 
Living in the world no different from a cell
Everyday I escape from Jakes givin chase, sellin base
Smokin bones in the staircase
Though I don’t know why I chose to smoke sess
I guess that’s the time when I’m not depressed
But I’m still depressed, and I ask what’s it worth?
Ready to give up so I seek the Old Earth
Who explained working hard may help you maintain
to learn to overcome the heartaches and pain
We got stickup kids, corrupt cops, and crack rocks
and stray shots, all on the block that stays hot
Leave it up to me while I be living proof
To kick the truth to the young black youth
But shorty’s running wild smokin sess drinkin beer
And ain’t trying to hear what I’m kickin in his ear
Neglected, but now, but yo, it gots to be accepted
That what? That life is hectic

[Outro:]

[Chorus -- 4X]

Niggas gots to do what they gotta do, to get a bill
YaknowhatI’msayin?
Cuz we can’t just get by no more
Word up, we gotta get over, straight up and down

[Chorus -- 3X]

Cash Rules Everything Around Me
C.R.E.A.M.
get the money
Dolla dolla bill y’aauhhhaaaauhhhhahhhauhhhhll, YEAH

December 17, 2008 Posted by bancobantu | Uncategorized | | No Comments Yet

Steve jobs DIDNT DO IT: Proof the world is fucked up: 3-year-old Hitler can’t get name on cake

The father of 3-year-old Adolf Hitler Campbell, whose request for a birthday cake with the child’s full name on it was rejected by a New Jersey supermarket, is asking for a little tolerance.

Heath Campbell and his wife, Deborah, are upset not only with the decision made by the nearby ShopRite, but also with an outpouring of angry Internet postings in response to a local newspaper article about the cake.

Heath Campbell, who is 35, said in an interview Tuesday that people should look forward, not back, and accept change. ”They need to accept a name. A name’s a name. The kid isn’t going to grow up and do what (Hitler) did,” he said.

After ShopRite refused the request for the cake as inappropriate, the Campbells got a cake decorated at a Wal-Mart in Pennsylvania, Deborah Campbell said.

About 12 people attended the birthday party on Sunday, according to Heath Campbell.

The Campbells’ other two children also have unusual names: JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell turns 2 in a few months and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell will be 1 in April.Heath Campbell said he named his son after Adolf Hitler because he liked the name and because “no one else in the world would have that name.”

Campbell said his ancestors are German and that he has lived all his life in Hunterdon County, New Jersey, which is across the Delaware River from Easton.

For this one I have to go against sweep da leg policy and be biased: BY Saying Thank God, they ain’t BLACK

 

December 16, 2008 Posted by bancobantu | Go Away Gonad, Steve jobs DIDNT DO IT: | | No Comments Yet

Say WERD.

This American system of ours… call it Americanism, call it capitalism, call it what you like, gives to each and every one of us a great opportunity if we only seize it with both hands and make the most of it. 

Al Capone 

Al Capone 

December 16, 2008 Posted by bancobantu | BRAVO COMPANY: | | No Comments Yet

Hey, Muntadhar al-Zaidi, answer your Phone- It’s George Steinbrenner calling!

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We don’t know whether to laugh or cry. In Iraqi culture, throwing shoes at someone is a sign of contempt. Iraqis whacked a statue of Saddam with their shoes after U.S. Marines toppled it to the ground following the 2003 invasion. ”This is your farewell kiss, you dog!” The reporter -Muntadar al-Zeidi, a correspondent for Al-Baghdadia television, an Iraqi-owned station based in Cairo, Egypt. IT should be NOTED:  When Muntader al-Zaidi threw his second shoe, he said it was for the orphans and widows of Iraq. 

I don’t know when we are going to feel it, but a lot of innocent Men, Women, and YES Children were Killed in Iraq, and Just like Blacks remember Slave owners, Jews, remember Nazi’a, Armenians Remember the Turks, (Insert your Genocide here) People don’t forget, and they don’t always forgive. Watch your Back my fellow Americans, there are many more angry shoes to follow- CAUSE Nike is a global Brand.

SWEEP THE SIZE 10

December 15, 2008 Posted by bancobantu | Uncategorized | | No Comments Yet

Bush shoe thrower cools his heels in jail – Follow up

more about “Bush shoe thrower cools his heels in …“, posted with vodpod

December 15, 2008 Posted by bancobantu | Uncategorized | | No Comments Yet

Go Away Gonad: Joe the plumber-A true Symbol of America

  Ah, Mr. Samuel J. Wurzelbacher, or as he walks around, allowing himself to be called; Joe the Plumber. He wanted to be Great white american eagle,  America’s Plumber- but he couldn’t keep his SHIT tight.  He choose the blue pill in his ambitious Matrix.

Joe the Plumber had the traditional American Symptoms:

 (1) You feel like others, are greater than you.

(2) You are not, were you want to be in life.

(3) You are jealous That A BLACK looking fellow, is President of the United States, because if Americans would elect “Shit for Brains as it’s Presidents- then why not a Plumber. (Ps  he has also has a  ”BLACKish” sounding name.)

(4) You believe if you can hang with the rich and famous, then you will be RICH & FAMOUS. (The Hollywood blueprint I suppose).

(5) You realize that you were a willing, but ignorant Fool. ( But, you did get some free shirts out of it)

(6) You figure, you’ll next side with the other Rich and Famous- “that they” will protect you from the other R & F.  (but, what you don’t know is Rich and famous folk stick together, particularly when it is to keep out “THE HELP”

Listen up Joe, I don’t know you personally, but you are like a lot of people in this country-  You are a looking for a short cut to greatness-  What you don’t get is Greatness comes from within. And the greatest thing a person can do is be sometimes just be “a REGULAR JOE”.

my Toilet is leaking, does anyone have the number for Joe the Author

SWEEP DA LEG

December 10, 2008 Posted by bancobantu | Go Away Gonad | | No Comments Yet

We guarantee when your cheap ass store go out of business, you would have wished you “did black hair”.

 

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LOS ANGELES — A woman is suing a local beauty salon for what she claims is a blatant act of discrimination.

Brenda McElmore says she went to a JC Penny’s hair salon in Downey two months ago to get her hair dyed and was refused service.

“We don’t do African-American hair.” McElmore said she was told by a receptionist and a manager.  McElmore says she was then told to go elsewhere to get her hair done.

McElmore says she faced similar indignities when she was growing up.

“When we were going through town, going through Texas, we would have to ask, “Where is the Black part of town?” “I lived those things,” she added.

In a letter sent to McElmore by JC Penny, the company apologized for her experience, but said that the hairdressers at the salon did not have the proficiencies to perform the services she required, and that they would rather not attempt to do her hair if they cannot perform the service as required.

YEAH All THE GREAT HAIRSTYLST ARE 

December 9, 2008 Posted by bancobantu | Uncategorized | | No Comments Yet

Guilty of a Bad Rug- Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich’s straight rolling like he’s in a Socialist Republic.

 WTF is up with American Governors, MCGreevey of New Jersey, Spitzer of New York, Siegelman of Alabama, Taft of Ohio, Ryan AND THREE OTHERS of ILLINOIS,  and now: 

THIS GUY- is exactly why this  country runs on shitty -ass refried  grease, This Guy is Why is our Country so fucked up!  This Guy Why are the Elderly Neglected and The young Abused,  This Guy isWhy do we dispise our POOR, and Worship our RICH???  Why This Guy- Because he is given a Position of Power and Influence, over the very lives of  the above mentioned.  QUESTION: What happens to the citizens when their Elected Leaders are morally and Spiritually FUCKED UP?

IF THIS IS TRUELY A NEW DAY FOR CHANGE IN AMERICA, WE MUST COME DOWN ON Gov. Rod Blagojevich LIKE Keyser Söze  DID ON THOSE FOOLS WHO RAN UP IN HIS CRIB-  NO MERCY-  

PEEP THIS dead skunk on his head wearing sloppy game having wanna be player.

On November 5, 2008, ROD BLAGOJEVICH talked with Advisor A about 

the Senate seat.  During the phone call, ROD BLAGOJEVICH stated that the President-elect 

can remove somebody from a foundation and give the spot to ROD BLAGOJEVICH.  In 

regards to the Senate seat,  ROD BLAGOJEVICH stated “I’ve got this thing and it’s fucking 

golden, and, uh, uh, I’m just not giving it up for fuckin’ nothing.  I’m not gonna do it.  And, 

and I can always use it.  I can parachute me there.” 

97. On November 6, 2008,  ROD BLAGOJEVICH talked with Spokesman.  ROD 

BLAGOJEVICH told Spokesman to leak to a particular columnist for the Chicago Sun- 

Times, that Senate Candidate 2 is in the running for the vacant Senate seat.  According to 

ROD BLAGOJEVICH, by doing this, he wanted “to send a message to the [President-elect’s] 

people,” but did not want it known that the message was from ROD BLAGOJEVICH. 

ROD BLAGOJEVICH said that the consultants (Advisor B and another 

consultant are believed to be on the call at that time) are telling him that he has to “suck it 

up” for two years and do nothing and give this “motherfucker [the President-elect] his 

senator.  Fuck him.  For nothing?  Fuck him.”   (THE “HIM” IS BARACK OBAMA)

The shrunken balls on this guy, is mind blowing,

Sweep da corruption under the rug 

December 9, 2008 Posted by bancobantu | Go Away Gonad | | 1 Comment