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Good Gay Vs bad gay…

 

Since the civil war that is the Prop 8, has continually raged, albeit painfully ignorant of this one Universal Truth. U cant legislate Emotion, the crack staff Sweep Da Leg, decided to discuss a common dialogue that both teams of men have; what is good gay and what is bad gay.

GOOD GAY= ELTON JOHN- cause he just does his artist thing, and he does it well, Ej has style. All men appreciate good style.  2nd Runner up Tracy Chapman- Cause we love us some TC.

BAD GAY= George MICHAELS-   c’mon Mr. One Last Try, you were a super pimp, but then you had to go take a piss, but hadn’t had one beer. Now you just doing dumb shit, you are like the son of an oil tycoon who never brushes his teeth, after awhile it don’t matter what you are offering – that shit stank.

BAD GAY= Straight men wearing tight ass t- shirts= Don’t nobody care that you just did 100 curls, that’s no reason to take beat up you little sister and take her high school musical shirt.  Listen up MMA wanna be, the only person who should see your rib cage at night outside a Hollywood club, is the coroner. P.S, Ed Hardy comes in Large.

GOOD GAY= HOLLYWOOD LEADING MEN IN THE CLOSEST. As much as I believe no man should hide his true self, those Hollywood leading men, who refuse to come out of the closet, are making the right choice. Just think, Every time there was a lady on screen, we would be shouting at the movie ” he don’t want you- he wants the male extra, standing in the grocery line”!

BAD GAY= Two Queens adopting a boy, Okay yes children need a loving home, but damn give a kid a chance, at 6 years old he doesn’t need to know the shirt size of Anderson Cooper.

GOOD GAY= Lafayette, the gay chef on True Blood, – See this Brother, sell vampire blood, which will most def get his ass killed, So we are pretty sure, he Ain’t no snitch.

BAD GAY= Lloyd, Ari’s assistant on Entourage= Steal a car or steal a look, his ass is calling the cops. We can’t go for that- Noooo, no can do.

GOOD GAY=  Male Grooming- a cut, a shave, a shit, okay time to roll- these bouncers are dicks and they wont let us in the club after 11pm.

BAD GAY= Male Pruning- So you shaved your face, your armpits, your ass, your nuts, and your toes, now just put on your pj’s and turn off the nite light.

BAD GAY= Gay males cock-blocking as we try and hit on you hot female friends.  Just because you sauté her mushrooms, doesn’t mean I have to, step aside, and take your In-style magazine with you- you are a gay man who hangs out with hot chicks, we are straight men, we want sex and a hot meal and we promise not till break her heart until we get em’ both. 

GOOD AND BAD GAY= Over the top Black gay men; you know who you are you you tube Beyonce impersonators, Yeah you make gangsta rappers, wanna pull out the 44 Smith and Wesson and bust caps in ya ass, but on the other hand, you did teach Beyonce all those moves, And We love us some Bey.
 Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no.

VERY BAD GAY= Straight men hitting on other straight men, ” say dawg, it’s cool, some of my best friends are gay”. I’m just saying, the point of this blog- is to say Gay is cool – as long as it’s GOOD GAY.
 

LOVE IS LOVE, JUST CAUSE YOU AIN’T GOT IT IN YOUR LIFE, GET THE FUCK OUT OF OTHERS PEOPLES.

SWEEP DA DISCRIMINATION

WARNING – U WILL GAG!!!

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