Attention Walmart Shoppers- YOU KILLED A MAN!

We at SWEEP DA LEG send our prayers and condolence’s to the family of Jdimytai Damour:  A Wal-Mart worker who was killed Friday when “out-of-control” shoppers desperate for bargains broke down the doors at a 5 a.m. sale. Other workers were trampled as they tried to rescue the man, and customers shouted angrily and kept shopping when store officials said they were closing because of the death, police and witnesses said.

Nothing else for us to say To: YOU BUNCH OF ASSHOLES, WHO SNUFFED THE LIFE OUT OF A MAN, HIS DREAMS, ALL HE WAS, AND ALL HE EVER WILL BE-  EXCEPT  HAPPY THANKSGIVING- ENJOY YOUR CHEAP ASS PRODUCTS!

 

Fucking Positive

I didn’t come up with the title, its the name of the photo by jona bechtolt It’s also very descriptive of where I am and where i have been as of late.

I’m not going to say things have been easy or hard, they have just been. In any case, I feel like I am at the end of it. I have given up some things, closed the door on others and gotten pretty angry for a bit. It’s good to get angry. In fact, I think it is positively, fucking brilliant to get pissed every now and then.

Now, that all of that is over and that I am cleansed, get to smiling and being absolutely, positively happy.

Burning and Looting- the last great cash grab by the last white man.

This is war people, pick up a pen and a gun, Cause if you don’t know there is a run on the  Bank of the Universe. Call it the by product of electing the first president with a permanent tan-  the will give  him the seat but they are taking the floor.  As I type and you read, men who’s names we don’t know are stealing dreams, the nickels, and even the lint from the pockets of the average  American citizen- ( that means you  -yes you are average-unless you can walk on water -No, then wake up!! be proud) Anyway 300 billion, 700 billion, 800 billion, 4 trillion, 8 trillion.  money #’s tossed around like cold sores, and the average citizen will never get to get a kiss. You know when we sit back and shake our heads at what we perceive is the looting of poor continents like Africa, or poor countries like Russia?  Well you should shake the very ground we stand on, after we truly come to understand how greed has destroyed our country. GREED is why slavery survived, why Native American were “colonized”, why somehow we have turned every Mexican worker into Bob Villa’s, why the term “trickle down” is applied to everything. Imagine trying to explain “trickle down love”. Doesn’t fly. No why is this a white thing/ black thing- it’s not it’s a green thing- but if my cousin Leroy, is offered a bail out instead of a bail bondsman, I’ll let you know. So what to do? We must demand our President Elect, Chi-Town to hold all government workers to a yearly review, and if any gross miss-management is discovered, that person is to be fired and forced to pay restitution.

Any book cooking = ass cooking.
de-regulation = castration.
Bail out = Get the hell out! 

The final test is this; If you could get away with it, Would you steal millions from America?  

I would, but I promise to give it back.  (jk).

Sweep da greed

P.s. Apologies to my White friends- I was talking about the other White man.

When Obama met Bush- the lost video files.

 

Not True, but couldn’t you just imagine Nu Presi- Obama letting his south side Chicago, out and ole Presi- Bush punking out, cause he doesn’t have any more government crips and bloods at his side.

Watch as Tupac pumps fear. 
ENJOY 

 

So What if Wall Street’s Firing- They are Hiring.

Minorities , Gays, and Jews, need not apply. That means you, and I

Cause every man should know when it’s time to leave.

It is said every man should have a good watch, Well damnitt Man here it is. Hope your rich… I mean wealthy.

De Grisogono Di Meccanico dG
Fifteen-year-old firm Grisogono has created a technical first—an entirely mechanical watch with a digital display that shows a second time zone. (Whether the world really needed an entirely mechanical watch with a digital display is another matter entirely.) Said display required a movement the size of some watches (38.10 x 34.70 mm), making the limited-edition Meccanico dG’s case a gargantuan 56 x 48 mm. Think of it as a way of thumbing your nose at tradition…if you can still lift your wrist with this thing on it.
$370,000, available at de Grisogono, (212) 439-4220

2000 and counting

yo – finally got to 2k followers on Twitter

Woo

Hoo

!!!

i know it is super geeky and matches that wrestling outfit from bantu’s post but i am down with this! take that

Good Gay Vs bad gay…

 

Since the civil war that is the Prop 8, has continually raged, albeit painfully ignorant of this one Universal Truth. U cant legislate Emotion, the crack staff Sweep Da Leg, decided to discuss a common dialogue that both teams of men have; what is good gay and what is bad gay.

GOOD GAY= ELTON JOHN- cause he just does his artist thing, and he does it well, Ej has style. All men appreciate good style.  2nd Runner up Tracy Chapman- Cause we love us some TC.

BAD GAY= George MICHAELS-   c’mon Mr. One Last Try, you were a super pimp, but then you had to go take a piss, but hadn’t had one beer. Now you just doing dumb shit, you are like the son of an oil tycoon who never brushes his teeth, after awhile it don’t matter what you are offering – that shit stank.

BAD GAY= Straight men wearing tight ass t- shirts= Don’t nobody care that you just did 100 curls, that’s no reason to take beat up you little sister and take her high school musical shirt.  Listen up MMA wanna be, the only person who should see your rib cage at night outside a Hollywood club, is the coroner. P.S, Ed Hardy comes in Large.

GOOD GAY= HOLLYWOOD LEADING MEN IN THE CLOSEST. As much as I believe no man should hide his true self, those Hollywood leading men, who refuse to come out of the closet, are making the right choice. Just think, Every time there was a lady on screen, we would be shouting at the movie ” he don’t want you- he wants the male extra, standing in the grocery line”!

BAD GAY= Two Queens adopting a boy, Okay yes children need a loving home, but damn give a kid a chance, at 6 years old he doesn’t need to know the shirt size of Anderson Cooper.

GOOD GAY= Lafayette, the gay chef on True Blood, – See this Brother, sell vampire blood, which will most def get his ass killed, So we are pretty sure, he Ain’t no snitch.

BAD GAY= Lloyd, Ari’s assistant on Entourage= Steal a car or steal a look, his ass is calling the cops. We can’t go for that- Noooo, no can do.

GOOD GAY=  Male Grooming- a cut, a shave, a shit, okay time to roll- these bouncers are dicks and they wont let us in the club after 11pm.

BAD GAY= Male Pruning- So you shaved your face, your armpits, your ass, your nuts, and your toes, now just put on your pj’s and turn off the nite light.

BAD GAY= Gay males cock-blocking as we try and hit on you hot female friends.  Just because you sauté her mushrooms, doesn’t mean I have to, step aside, and take your In-style magazine with you- you are a gay man who hangs out with hot chicks, we are straight men, we want sex and a hot meal and we promise not till break her heart until we get em’ both. 

GOOD AND BAD GAY= Over the top Black gay men; you know who you are you you tube Beyonce impersonators, Yeah you make gangsta rappers, wanna pull out the 44 Smith and Wesson and bust caps in ya ass, but on the other hand, you did teach Beyonce all those moves, And We love us some Bey.
 Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no.

VERY BAD GAY= Straight men hitting on other straight men, ” say dawg, it’s cool, some of my best friends are gay”. I’m just saying, the point of this blog- is to say Gay is cool – as long as it’s GOOD GAY.
 

LOVE IS LOVE, JUST CAUSE YOU AIN’T GOT IT IN YOUR LIFE, GET THE FUCK OUT OF OTHERS PEOPLES.

SWEEP DA DISCRIMINATION

WARNING – U WILL GAG!!!

Uh oh, i don’t even know what to say or what to…i’m out of breath from running around the house laughing after 3 minutes of trying to tear my eyes out. enjoy

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hug it out already

stop beating around the bush and start spreading the love

its time to forget who hurt who, that he did that, that she did dinner with whomever

it is TIME to start thinking about what

or

who

is next in this wonderful world

so, before you sit back in your chair, coffee in hand, gray all around….

get up, walk a few feet and TOUCH someone

Richard Renaldi’s Touching Strangers series is amazing.

asking strangers to not only pose but to touch each other is absolutely, friggin riddddiculously brilliant

get at it!