A billion here, a billion there – pretty soon it adds up to real money!

Everett Dirkson pretty much sums up the current financial crisis facing the American Way. Yet there is one thing that he has wrong.  It isn’t “real” money. 700 Billion dollars to the average red, white, and blue, is as relate-able as the lyric: Teddy Pender-grass cooler than Freddie Jackson Sippin a milkshake in a snowstorm’ (Hun)?

The fact is, in this country we have an unlimited supply of greenbacks when to comes to one thing “FEAR”. Yet when it comes to it’s opposites- say Hope, Love, Compassion or Respect, then big ATM machine on Government Street says Funds not Available.

Americans, we –are -what – we- are, we do have big hearts, and for that we should be proud, and Hopeful, and Loving, and Compassionate, and Respectful. If we continue to run away from these truths we hold, but do not display. It will not be Billions of dollars, of which we lose- but Billions of souls. 

Face the fear – don’t fear the Face,

Sweep da Leg 

Dr. Evil say: “Why make trillions when we can make…BILLIONS?

Amex wants to take a dump on your self-esteem.

Have you seen one of the latest commercial airing from Credit Card Company American Express?

Here is how it plays: A business lunch meeting of some sort is taking place, and when the check arrives the American chap at the table, pulls out his “credit card” to pay for the entire meal, however since the credit card he owns has a design featuring a comic book character of some sort, the 3 German persons with who the lunch is taking place begin to mock the card holder and the card.  Okay, we have to STOP right here! First let us say, A total lack of class on your part Amex. Your AD Agency has done the one thing you should never let anyone do to your brand, – Make us Hate You!  I know Germans, my wife lived there, and it didn’t matter if I pulled out a credit card, or an rusty peso, wrapped in bacon and dog shit, a free meal is a free meal, and my German friends would never talk shit about me – in my face no less. Germans should really be pissed @ you guys for portraying them as pompous, mean spirited, free loaders. Also what’s up with the “hungry” looking back stabbing friend, who somehow realizes that she rolls with a guy who carries an omg VISA/ MASTERCARD. Oh yeah, Like she has a choice- we at Sweep da leg have a commercial idea of our own. We open with a group of diners wrapping up a dinner meeting, the check arrives, the sheepish American pulls out his non American express card lets call it a “sweep da leg card”. On its design is a woodpecker taking a piss on a spinach field, which will be later shipped to my state of California?  So the 4 Ugandans seated at the table begin to speak anti-American slurs and jokes toward the sheepish American, who calmly leaves the table walks out of the restaurant and across the street to the neighborhood gun store he buy’s a shotgun and ammo, due the fact that the store accepts “the sweep da leg card”, but guess what -not take American express. The American walks out of the gun store back across the street and into the restaurant, well he calmly busts a cap in the 4 Ugandans ass! Creative no and neither are you. Kenneth Chenault (CEO American Express) we admire you @Sweep da leg, but do us a favor holla at Seinfeld or De Niro - We can only dream, on what they would do to those Germans.

SWEEP IT- but you have to pay the entire bill when the statement comes.