Pimp Notes

“Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.”

Groucho Marx quotes

 Sweep Da Broom

WHAT BARACK OBAMA KNOW’S, AND THE REST OF US DON’T.

  SWEEP DA LEG- WHAT’S MISSING ?  A b- weekly Social Commentary #1 (whew)!

Barack Obama has earned the right to lose This election . That’s right, Barack Obama the smart (read-over qualified) , charming (read-political), and aware (read- wasting his time on a greedy nation) has every right to lose this election – the honest way. The Prevailing rule has been, That The “Rich Boys” and not the “Roc Boys” are given the Throne.

Though-out this Election Campaign, Barack Obama, has shown astounding restraint, be it against the often time cynical and two-faced “do what ever tactics form Hillary Clinton, Or the condescending and down right disrespectful word play, from Mrs. Geraldine” i tell you black people when something is racist, you don’t tell me” Ferraro.
He showed restraint because- his daughters were watching.

When Sarah Palin, who speaks like fingernails on an old chalkboard, brags about her helping the defend this nation against Bullwinkle the deadly moose or, and talks in that mayonnaise by the spoon code for keep you and your afro- out of “our white house” to the so-called Walmart moms, he shows restraint, cause somewhere, his mother is watching.

He feels sorry for John McAngry, as he watches his – still i believe friend-  J Mac the “war vet” – employ the same hostilities he himself, endured  in 2000, ( they said McCain had an illegitimate black baby). You have to wonder what should be the bad part, -Illegitimate or Black.  he showed restraint, cause somewhere, maybe his father is watching.

Barack Obama, it seems refused to disbelieve one thing ” TO THY OWN SELF BE TRUE”.  Which is why he would attempt to go on Fox news, Even though we all know they can’t stand him.  (Yet, For some reason, I do believe Fox News secretly loves Michelle Obama- especially Dick Morris.

So Barack Obama is NOT, going to do and say, or be whatever he needs to do, say or be, to win, the high flaunting, underpaid, popularity contest which has become the Presidential Race in America. The trappings of a military worn down- yet with hero in abundance. A citizenship, which stays away from International Travel, so it can blissfully/ ignorantly believe in it’s own Dollar, it’s own safety, it’s lack of Superpower Responsibility. And last but not least, A government which has allowed the least qualified but- most ambitious group of dumb asses lead us backwards into A Recession,  A Depression, and A Digression, that We in Generation X,Y, or Z could no longer drown out by our interplay of Worlds of Warcraft.  

Hey Mr Obama, we are watching now! Tell use some things that we don’t want to hear, yet need to. Talk to us like Like BIGGIE and PAC. with out the N-word of course- Oh of course, you went to Harvard. Tell us, that ignoring the poor, until you need them to vote for you is wrong. Tell us, Man did not play hop scotch with the Dinosaur. Tell Women,  It Is Your Body, who the hell do we think we are to control it.

Tell our hospitals, to heal the nation – cost be damned. Tell our schools, to educate our children, regardless of what their futures look like on paper. Tell our airlines to stop looking for a cop out- It was their shitty security, which allowed a few bad men to hijack our nation, (ever been to Germany MR. Airline Executive – Their motto  is “Fuck comfort, where keeping you alive -or something like that. Danke). And Please MR. “Should be President”, Explain “one moe gin” why your Judgement on Iraq proves you have earned the right to lose this election, Tell us that this WAR ON TERROR, is based on a horror movie, it’s Called Halloween,-Michael Myers never dies.

[Notorious B.I.G.]
We used to hold the gold, now we floss with diamonds
N$#@$z want my team to stop shinin
Pray my fame start declinin
Whinin like girlies
We been around the world twice, all we got is mo’ ice
and mo’ nice,

 2Pac,
Now give me fifty feet
Defeat is not my destiny, release me to the streets
And keep whatever’s left of me
Jealousy is misery, suffering is grief
Better be prepared when you cowards fuck wit me.

SWEEP DA LEG

WHATS MISSING?

 

Don’t get any big ideas they’re not gonna happen  You paint yourself white and feel up with noise  but there’ll be something missing. RADIOHEAD FROM THE SONG “Nude” Stay Attached… The 1st SWEEP DA LEG Social Commentary is coming.

 

And now a little ditty we call: What would Sam Jackson Do?

                       JULES

Now Describe what Barack Obama looks like.

JOHN

(out of fear)

What?

 

JULES

Say “What” again! C’mon, say “What” again!  I dare ya, I double dare ya

motherfucker, say “What” one more goddamn time!

 

John is regressing on the spot.

 

JULES

Now describe to me what Barack Obama looks like!

JOHN

Well he’s… he’s… black –

JULES

– go on!

JOHN

…and he’s… he’s… bald –

JULES

– does he look like a bitch?!

JOHN

What?

JULES

Does-he-look-like-a-bitch?!

JOHN

(in agony)

No.

JULES

Then why did you try to fuck ‘em like a bitch?!

JOHN

(in spasm)

I didn’t.

JULES

Yes ya did John. Ya tried ta fuck ’em.

You ever read the Bible, John?

JOHN

(in spasm)

Yes.

JULES

There’s a passage I got memorized, seems appropriate for this situation:

Ezekiel 25:17. “The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides

by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.  Blessed is

he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through

the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the

finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great

vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my

brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance

upon you.”

SWEEP IT.

Mothers stop cussing your daughters minds.

So my wife orders this front loading high efficient space age “washingmajig” with an on-board steamer. need-less to say the thing is sitting in the garage waiting- it’s been over a month. In that time i have converged on that water wasting oddity- “The Laundry Mat” now this is partly due to the fact that it is quicker and also it is one of the only times i can muddle with the common man. And here is where the Title begins. I just witnessed a shameful sight, a mother cussing, berating, and just simply disrespecting her daughter who had to be no more than 4 (four) years of age.  ” Sit yo ass down” (repeat, repeat) Shut yo ass up (repeat, repeat)  don’t make me whip yo ass (repeat, repeat).  At this moment i couldn’t hold it back any longer, “Please I said, Stop talking to your daughter like that – you are destroying her young spirit”.

“Fuck you she replied”  ”No – “Fuck your 4 year old daughter, is what you are doing” i never shouted back.

And here is the truth, Be you White trash, baby Mamma, Hood rat, Murda Mommy, or, Cholas- if you talk to your daughter like she is a worthless piece of shit, and not like the Princess whom emerged from your soul, 

You are Fucking up her life, you are screwing up her mind, and you are destroying her self esteem. 

She is going to wind up with a trifling – Disrespectful Bum- Very similar to the one who is keeping you in the world of ignorant bullshit and away from straight talk express like moi. (That’s French for me Hood rat from the Laundry Mat). Now turn off  TMZ and turn on your Daughters mind to education, Clean out your, mouth, and help clean up her room. Break the Cycle… no Sweep Da Leg!